Typical couples you will definitely meet in the resort
We make a reservation that meeting everyone at once is not good luck for the faint of heart, but two or three versions of “sweet couples” will surely fall on your way to the sun, sea and beach.
They may not even look towards each other. But as soon as one of the couples comes up with the idea to take a romantic photo, passion hits the fountain: kisses in the sunset, in the background of food, in the background of a surprised bartender, in the background of a palm tree, under a palm tree, behind a palm tree, on a palm tree ... Thanks to the vacation landscapes - for inspiration, and hotel entourage - for the opportunity! An extreme case is simultaneous selfies, when everyone looks in the direction of their smartphone (after all, a bird will fly out from there), and the second “half” is used as a background.
It would be better if this sweet, always cursing couple spent money on a family psychologist or divorce proceedings. All those around have to get acquainted with the shortcomings and bad habits of spouses dissatisfied with each other, all the sins of youth, uncleaned socks on the floor and hair in the bathroom. In addition, the couple is inclined to draw others into their conflicts (as witnesses or judges), as well as to put up no less violently in public.
"Starperets + Starletka"
It is not for us to judge other people's lives, but too often it is on vacation that these characters meet. He has a midlife crisis, and Her has a financial crisis. They are inevitably attracted to each other and attract views: admired and envious - men, outraged and embarrassed - women.
This couple - in fact, not a couple, but each on its own, and each wants to show themselves in the best (read, most naked) version. He - alternately plays with muscles of his chest, then biceps; she defiles in binini, tankini, thongs, topless and other options, when it becomes a little awkward for others to look at all this splendor. The problem is not in taut bodies, but in the fact that it is not necessary to follow the example of Greek athletes at the Olympic Games in order to boast of excellent physical shape, suffered for 9 cold months in their own gyms. If the couple is also publicly showing mutual passion, then there are associations with the heroes of adult films and a strong desire to keep their children away from the “TV screen”.
"Cockerel and Chicken"
We love children! But more often than others than strangers. And if detailed stories about a medical diet, classes on the Montessori system and about the consistency of the stool of your baby are still gone, then knowledge of these details is clearly unnecessary about other people's offspring. Such couples also sin by deifying their offspring, a complete lack of criticism and common sense. The bonus usually goes to noisy, restless and poorly educated children - at least, we, the strange mothers and fathers, see them like that.
If they fought for harmony, ecology and the survival of cows and hens in silence, setting a proud example to others, then no one would mind diets, vegetarianism, and organic food. But this couple - mutually infecting each other with enthusiasm - aims to convince everyone around how wrong they live and eat. They are the ones who tend to spoil your appetite with stories about how cruel the cooking of eggs is, how preservatives and flavor enhancers burn your insides, or how monstrously many calories are in the cheesecake that you are eating right now.
Colleagues and friends of this couple already wish them to burn in the sun or overeat with papaya - because they post on Instagram (less advanced - VKontakte and Odnoklassniki) a photo of every minute spent on the beach or on an excursion. Colleagues on the beach and excursions will soon begin to hate them quietly for the photo of each dish laid out on the buffet, and the photo of each waiter who served amateur photographers for 7 days of rest, or rather a continuous photoset.
This is a nice couple who carefully examines everyone around them in order to find flaws in everyone, come up with sins and serial passions for everyone, and, of course, discuss each with a loud half-whisper. Obviously, topics of interest to conversation have ended long ago, but their communication abilities are inexhaustible. A variation of the “yellow correspondents” is “restaurant critics” and “mystery shoppers”. They are unhappy that their towels are folded in swans, not peacocks; that the restaurant has only 25 types of meat, and that the waiters are looking at them crookedly. The couple amicably prepared to state their dissatisfaction to everyone they meet - even if they are against it.
"A couple in isolation"
The last time they rested together a hundred (or rather, 15) years ago. They want to catch up with everything that was lost during these 15 years, during the available 7 days. 3 excursions per day, swimming in the sea at dawn (and at sunset), stocks of cocktails on the table for 3 hours ahead, dancing to the state “I can’t stop falling,” soft pink flaky tan, hugs with a white friend after a risky mixture goat milk and agave and other signs of excesses in everything are the companions of this pair.
They may well live without each other, but they will not survive the absence of their compact black, white and pink friends. At dinner in a restaurant and even sitting waist-deep in sea water, they sms to friends and look at a friend’s tape. And a conversation can take place only if a mutual friend posted an interesting photo or established a daring status.
She finishes all the sentences He began. He prudently brings Her favorite dessert. They perfectly dance rumba and agree with each other on everything. Yes, this is envy, because such ideal feelings and their manifestations (which cost identical t-shirts!) For many end faster than we would like. And these characters are like a photograph from a wedding album: too young, too happy, too loving. However, most of us sincerely wish them happiness.
We do not strive at all to brand shame on everyone around us - after all, many of us, on vacation, used to try on at least one of the roles described above. There is no harm, no big trouble, especially if you remember in time how funny such behavior looks from the outside. And stop.
And what “funny characters” have you seen in the resorts?